Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
