1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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