Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The Olympian is in my bed
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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