Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I still have a little drunk in my system
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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