it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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