I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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