I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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