Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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