I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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