Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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