He is like the real live version of the state fair..
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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