I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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