he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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