well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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