Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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