after a month anything with tits is on the radar
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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