i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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