I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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