i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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