It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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