So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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