I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
is it fun? or sober?
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