Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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