Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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