I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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