in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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