Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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