Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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