I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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