Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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