you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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