there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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