he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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