Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I CAN MOONWALK!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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