Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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