weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
