He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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