ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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