Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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