Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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