Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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