Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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