Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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