That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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