I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
please don't ironically join a cult
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