Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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