I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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