And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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