I feel like abortions should bother me more
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
There's always time for handjobs
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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