Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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