i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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